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[diditinmyhead]

um … hi.

i’m not sure where to start, but … i just arrived here, and there is a kaprimon on my sholdur saying that we need to find a place to stay. i’m inclined to belive him. why can’t i find the shift button?

oh, um. my name is kenji. koiso kenji. if anyone is out there, please help?

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[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

See? Seeeeee? I told yoooou~

I ... did not see that coming, to be honest.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Better people than you have tried.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's your name now.

Kenny.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

They're so cute together! Its adorable! So adorable! They-- erf! ... Kazuma your fist hurts.

Its supposed to, Lopmon.

So uh. Koiso-san. You're going to find something a little... shocking.

You mean besides you having a girlfriend? OW!

Shut up.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

Have they kept trying?

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Trust me.

You'll have bigger problems than that soon enough.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

Well, you having a girlfriend is pretty shocking. Then again, me having a girlfriend is probably even more of a shock.

I'd say the only thing that could be more shocking is if our OZ Avatars suddenly showed up and were living, breathing, live creatures ... or if Love Machine suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started terrorizing this world.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

I ... think I'm okay with this. I think so. I've been called worse.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Ha ha.

This is gonna be fun.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

[ that sounds absolutely painful. ]

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

... only you would hit the nail on the head while being completely clueless.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

...

No. Nononononono.

Wait, which one was right? Because I'm hoping it's not the second one.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

Kazma.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

King Kazma?

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

.... at least it's not Love Machine, but ow, my brain.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

How do you think I feel, Koiso-san? He's living with me. He walks around without pants sometimes...

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

OW, MY BRAIN.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

... [okay, that was amusing]

Where are you?

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

In .. a forest.

In my pajamas.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

... remind me again what my cousin sees in you?

[quietly, to Nadeko]

I gotta go get him before something happens.

[one/two]

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

I'm as lost as you are on that one, but I'm not complaining.

[two/two]

[snakeconstrict.livejournal.com]

I'll go with you.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Stay where you are, we're coming.