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[diditinmyhead]

um … hi.

i’m not sure where to start, but … i just arrived here, and there is a kaprimon on my sholdur saying that we need to find a place to stay. i’m inclined to belive him. why can’t i find the shift button?

oh, um. my name is kenji. koiso kenji. if anyone is out there, please help?

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TEXT -> AUDIO he is aware of this and accepts it readily

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

oh is that where it is? okay lets see ...

[ SUDDENLY. AUDIO. ]

Is this thing on?

Yep, yep, yep~

Oh, good! Now I can- [ ERK. realizes what Kazuma was saying.. ]

I-It's not like I had any control over that, Kazuma-kun! You know I wouldn't leave Natsuki-senpai behind if I could help it!

AUDIO FOREVER

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

[grrrr...]

Idiot. You're supposed to protect her. You'd better hope to hell nothing happens to her, Koiso-san. She--...

... wait. I've--... I'm really missing back home?

[brb swearing and using words no fourteen year old should rightfully use]

AUDIO FOREVER NOW THAT KENJI KNOWS HOW TO USE IT

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

Kazuma-kun ... I would put my life in the way in order to protect her. You know I would.

... and yeah. Everyone's been in a huge panic back home because you just suddenly vanished.

EVER AND EVER

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

[thud thud thud thud]

Kazumaaaa you shouldn't do that. You'll hurt your head.

[thud thud thud]

faint audio coming from kazu's d-comm ftw?

[snakeconstrict.livejournal.com]

Kazuma-kun, Lopmon-chan is right, you'll hurt yourself like that ...

<3

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

Stupid. Fucking. Treegod. My family is losing their goddamn mind.

[Nope, he's not listening.]

/o/ [one/two]

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

... I'll focus on trying to find a way to contact home, Kazuma-kun.

Re: /o/ [one/two]

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Ha ha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

With ... all due respect, whoever you are, I fail to see what's so funny about this.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

There's no way to contact home. You're stuck with this place.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

....

Nothing saying we can't keep trying.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Better people than you have tried.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

Have they kept trying?

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Trust me.

You'll have bigger problems than that soon enough.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

\o\ [two/two]

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

... Oh, you're with someone?

Hello, it's nice to meet you! Whoever you are. Uh. I'm Kenji.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

[just groaning in annoyance for another few minutes]

There is no way home... [sigh] Huh? Oh. That's Nadeko-chan. Nadeko-chan, Koiso-san. My cousin's boyfriend.

[one/two]

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

There's nothing saying we can't keep trying.

It's nice to meet you, Nadeko-san. I'm glad Kazuma-kun has a friend in this place.

Or a girlfriend! She might be his giiiirlfriiiiend~

[two/two]

[snakeconstrict.livejournal.com]

It's very nice to meet you as well, Koiso-sa--

....

[ there is a 'meep' sound. and now she's blushing and hiding her face behind the comm. ]

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

Yes, she's my girlfriend. What of it?

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

See? Seeeeee? I told yoooou~

I ... did not see that coming, to be honest.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

They're so cute together! Its adorable! So adorable! They-- erf! ... Kazuma your fist hurts.

Its supposed to, Lopmon.

So uh. Koiso-san. You're going to find something a little... shocking.

You mean besides you having a girlfriend? OW!

Shut up.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

Well, you having a girlfriend is pretty shocking. Then again, me having a girlfriend is probably even more of a shock.

I'd say the only thing that could be more shocking is if our OZ Avatars suddenly showed up and were living, breathing, live creatures ... or if Love Machine suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started terrorizing this world.

[kazumaking.livejournal.com]

... only you would hit the nail on the head while being completely clueless.

[diditinmyhead.livejournal.com]

...

No. Nononononono.

Wait, which one was right? Because I'm hoping it's not the second one.